i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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