Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
