I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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