would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
