My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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