she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
how do flat chested girls get laid?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
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