So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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