What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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