Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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