I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
did i walk over a car last night?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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