I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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