3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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