you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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