I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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