New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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