if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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