return my video game
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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