i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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