ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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