You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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