i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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