He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
