he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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