Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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