What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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