who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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