I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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