Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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