if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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