I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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