im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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