I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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