So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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