found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"