he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.