Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.