Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We had sex on a dog bed..
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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