So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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