somebody snuck up and got me drunk
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
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Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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