this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
is it fun? or sober?
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