i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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