just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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