the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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