she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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