at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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