I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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