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(417): View more from Missouri

p.s. you have a small clit

(1-417): View more from Missouri

YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.

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(816): View more from Missouri

That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again

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(651): View more from Minnesota

a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?

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(301): View more from Maryland

Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent

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(703): View more from Virginia

We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.

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(518): View more from New York

He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard

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(512): View more from Texas

You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.

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