Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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