belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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