after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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