Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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