ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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