i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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