scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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