At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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