Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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